July 2012
Obscure questions to ask me!
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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person: if you have six cookies and someone asked for 3, how many would you have?
me: six
person: okay... if you have six cookies and someone took 3, how many would you have?
me: six and a dead body
person:
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rel-ecno: losing friends to people you helped them meet
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me: *steps outside*
me: where can i lower the brightness
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Hogwarts on fire
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Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
theclevercarrot: starkids-bop: coleypane: flaweddesignxx: asgardssilentsiren: rosechan789: valeria2067: avangelineblue2012: mayieaturrainbow: i-loaf-jhutch: iloveyoujhutch: If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying. I  Either list of times and people I have morned. There are 2 types of people:  1.People who mourned the death of fictional...
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me: wow that guy over there is really hot
hot guy: is that a potato staring at me
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So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
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Official Mortal Instruments cast
clarissawayland: Lily Collins : Clary Fray CONFIRMED Jamie Campbell Bower : Jace Wayland CONFRIMED Robert Sheehan : Simon Lewis CONFIRMED Jemima West : Isabelle Lightwood CONFIRMED Godfred Gao : Magnus Bane CONFIRMED Kevin Zegers : Alec Lightwood REPORTED BUT NOT CONFIRMED Lena Headey : Jocelyn Fray CONFIRMED Aidan Turner : Luke Garroway CONFIRMED ...
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me: i want to go to England
me: i want to go to Paris
me: i want to go to Ireland
me: i want to go everywhere
money: lol no
time: lol no
world: lol no
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Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Optimist: The glass is half full!
Realist: The glass is there.
Opportunist: *drinks the water*
Hypochondriac: The glass is crawling with bacteria.
Hipster: The glass was there before it had water.
Engineer: The glass is structurally sound.
Manager: The glass isn't want I wanted.
Scientist: The glass is full of H2O, various other molecules suspended in the water and an Oxygen atmospheric mix.
Inventor: The glass can be made better, and I just did. Make it better I mean.
Salesman: The glass can be yours for 4 easy payments of just $19.99 - hurry and you'll get one more for no extra charge!
Facebook: The glass needs some likes - if you don't like it then it will never be full again!
Twitter: The glass is here.
Pinterest: The glass can be made following this recipe.
Instagram: The glass looks like this in my hand, as I am drinking it.
Google+: The glass is in your circle of 'Dishware'.
DeviantArt: The glass has at least 790,000 differing versions.
Tumblr: The glass has been fandomed.
Supernatural: The glass has holy water.
Doctor Who: The glass is actually a portal to another universe where it is a female named Crystal.
Sherlock: The glass is actually a type of Tumbler known as a "Highball Glass". Though without breaking it, it would be near impossible to tell where it was crafted.
Avengers: The glass is charged with power from the tesseract.
Loki: The glass, there is nothing wrong wi-EHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE
Thor: The glass, I like it. ANOTHER! *smash*
TMI Fandom: The glass doesn't compare to the city of glass, and the water inside could not summon Raziel.
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herondale-appreciation: DO YOU REALIZE WE’LL GET A MOVIE LIKE 120 MINUTES OF FOOTAGE OF JAMIE AND LILY AND ROBERT AND JEMIMA AND AIDAN AND LENA AND THEY WILL BE QUOTING THE BOOK ALL THE TIME AND THEY’LL GO TO TAKI’S AND BE LIKE A HAPPY GANG AND KJSADNJADSkchsuaijxcjushaijcuUACHXSAUI
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Valentine is going to have to be a god incarnate...
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Casting news: Luke
cassandraclare: Luke — Clary’s surrogate father figure, he has a hell of a dark past despite his current mild-mannered, bookstore-owning ways. The scars he bears belie his gentle heart — but he could tear you apart with his teeth if you threatened something he cared about. Holly has long insisted Luke is her Fictional Boyfriend, so today, Holly, you have won: Aidan Turner. He was terrific...
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Casting news: Madame Dorothea
cassandraclare: Madame Dorothea was a lot of fun to write. She’s Clary’s downstairs neighbor and a “witch” — the kind with crystal balls and Tarot cards. Her secret is that none of that magic is at all real: it’s a cover for the powerful position she actually does hold in the secret society of Downworlders. Our Madame Dorothea is: CCH Pounder. You may know her from The Shield. Or The...
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thelastofthemorgensterns: ITS BEEN AN HOUR SINCE CASSIE TWEETED FOR FUCKS SAKE WOMAN
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The things Cassie does in the time period between...
thehellishdimensions: *Announces that we shall have casting*  RIGHT I HAVE TO FINISH OFF THAT SCENE I WAS WRITING  WOW I REALLY HAVE TO MAKE DINNER  HMM I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A SHOWER WHAT WAS I GOING TO DO…OH YEAH RENT A MOVIE  THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE….
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Okay, Cassie says that we're getting casting news,...
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